Take it alive and sell it on ebay.
Let's say that you are walking alone in the country at night and you see this mofo spaceship that lands in front of you and "something" comes out towards you....
You will
1- Run and get the f***k out of there
2- Will freeze of fear and $hit your pants
3- Try to make friendly first contact
4- Get a rock or big piece of wood and kill it
Take it alive and sell it on ebay.
That's way too vague of a question.
Too many variables for me to consider before I make any decision.
Well, if it's the giant cockroach version, I'd get the f**k outta there. But I wouldn't kill it, because, ew. The squirt factor would be outrageous.
If it were the green kind with big eyes, maybe they'd be pretty cool. It'd be nice to know they were real all this time.
I would E) Observe from a safe distance and hope that I have a non-flash camera. [img]smile.gif[/img]
If it were the green, big-eyed friendly kind...
I'd hit it with a big stick. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.
Because you know how they act and look all friendly, but the second you trust them you get a probe up the ass. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I will suggest that if they arrive with ray guns and stuff, and say "Take me to your leader", you give them Steve's address.....
No.
Then they'd get into NASCAR.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't care about NASCAROriginally posted by Dajistano:
No.
Then they'd get into NASCAR.
Now if they try to take over the MLB, then there will be some angry people with bats that will kick their asses....
Drunks with bats.
Yep, those aliens don't stand a chance. Unless they vaporize the stadium from orbit.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 03, 2005 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Dajistano ]</font>
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